The New Age Religion

I built Zelda from 1996 to 2000 out of cosmic debris so that a Zeldic child can (1) grow up with something and (2) have a real childhood. I was married when I was three to Kimberly because we were irreligious and thus had no childhood. I felt it was the only way for an irreligious child to be who they are and not miniature adults. I want my children to live any childhood fantasies. And speaking about marital concerns: my marriage license was automatically terminated February 2, 2001, leaving me to be a single adult. If I were to be married, I just want my wife to be within a few years of my age. J. Gordon Melton tried to kill me but was caught by Kimberly only for me to suffer a heart attack. After I recovered, I went to a behavioral health center and spoke with a league of therapists talking about the '80s and '90s I have experience and they told me that recycling the cosmic debris was a HUGE sacrifice. It may have driven me mad, but it was worth it.

I named the religion "the New Age" after the New Age movement. That is the cosmic debris. I just want others to take irreligion seriously and teach the irreligious children that religion is a guide for understanding life and offering comfort, not to mention it is succeeded, meaning passed from father to son or anyone who is irreligious. If the children rebel against this, remind them about my childhood marriage and how I had no childhood. Tell them they would forfeit their childhood if they rebel.

What was the essence of the New Age movement is now Zeldism. As long as we have irreligious folks, we will have Zeldists. The spiritual cosmic debris used in the NAM was just reused vintage spiritual tools and beliefs being of the late 1970's, the 1980's and early 1990's. After I struggled with the debris, I realized they can be recycled, and so I did. The catch? Practicing the faith without a central deity due to a strong belief in God without a specific religion.

Sex, gambling, alcoholic beverages, tobacco and lamb are strictly forbidden. Although Zeldists are vegetarians, they are permitted to eat beef, pork, and deer with poultry, fish, eggs and dairy products as optional. Gael are not vegans nor are they meat eaters.